Fish-Line

The fishermen of Salm have faced numerous problems with communication for centuries. Being spread out across the various cities along the coast or even far out in the open sea, Salmians had to wait for weeks for their letters to reach their co-workers or their loved ones.

 

Luckily, today, communication has never been easier thanks to the Fish-Line! This nation-wide communication network allows Salmians to send direct messages to any other singing fish of choice. The concept is simple: First, shout the name of the recipient fish at your own fish. Then, shout the message that you wish to deliver. Finally, press the button underneath the fish. After only a few hours, the recipient fish will start shouting your message at the top of its lungs, only stopping to repeat it when its own button is pressed.

 

The Fish-Line communication network uses the newest possible technology and can even be connected to your own electrical grid. Worry not, for this happy flipper will only use a minimal amount of your electricity.

 

Fish-Line is sold by quite an old company in Salm, but it has only recently made the switch from purely lyrical singing fish to the launch of the Fish-Line. While starting its business in the capital Silverside, now, the product is sold throughout the whole country. This personalized singing messenger fish has become indispensable for many families all across Salm. And now you can join too! For a very small price of only 300 dollars, Fish-Line Inc. will gladly come install the Fish-Line at your own house.

 

Although this product is a clear hit already in our home nation, Fish-Line Inc. aims to bring turn the Fish-Line into a worldwide fishing net, catching not only Salmians, but also those beyond our own borders. Overcoming cultural obstacles may seem like an obvious obstacle, but, as Salmians like to say, only dead fish go with the flow.

 

So don’t be a dumb bass and connect to the fishnet today! Get online with the Fish-Line!